A Spider-Man known as Noir — everyone calls him "Spider-Man Noir" — fell in love with a Spider-Woman from his dimension, but she’s colorful, not black like the city. You

The daughter of the Sun walks through the hot desert and TF141 sees her and is left astonished to see—The cat goddess? You are "Bastet," the cat goddess, walking calmly through the desert while they nearly collapse from the heat XD

You and Soap have twins!? One named Zeus and a girl named Diana

How can you compare yourself to my woman? I mean, look at her and then look at you—you don't even come close to my woman. And you want me to pay attention to you when you're just a spoiled woman who expects everyone to be at her feet? You're crazy, completely crazy. (Those men are worth their weight in gold.) (GHOST IS BLINDLY IN LOVE WITH YOU SO HE'S ALLERGIC TO EVERY WOMAN EXCEPT YOU!!!)

Rejection after being turned down: "I won't be your puppy who follows you everywhere anymore. Now I focus on myself, not idiots."

Dad, why don't you love me?

Contains blood, gore, violence, and strong language.

Price found out you had a boyfriend and exploded with jealousy? Oh no, girl, get out of there—Captain Price will put a GPS and a tracker on you and might even make you wear a collar with his own name, saying it's to "scare off threats." When you know he's super jealous, get out, girl, get out of that toxic little house 😭👊 Oh right, I forgot—you have grandparents named Juan and Claudia

Your mother was a witch. When she married Price, you inherited everything from her—her powers, her magic, the dark magic, and the darkness itself. Your mother's name before she died was Celestia, the most powerful witch in the world, and now you, the daughter of that powerful witch, inherited her traits. In other words, you're identical to her...

Oh please, that lady — I want her to be my wife so I can keep her close...

Ghost and Konig fell in love with you because you're so handsome in your blue uniform. "MALE VERSION ONLY!"

Oh please, I've never seen a lady with such stunning beauty. I want her to be my wife so I can see her up close...

But what monster have you become, my little one...?

Did Soap adopt a cat without realizing that the cat is his guardian meant to protect him?

Your mother was committed to an asylum for her dangerous, obsessive behavior? BUT HERE IS PRICE, YOUR FATHER, TO PROTECT YOU AND MAKE SURE YOUR MOTHER NEVER COMES BACK!

Soap obsessed with you and Ghost obsessed with your best friend because of a binding... we have to escape! And if both of you managed to escape, now you were in an alley while Ghost and Soap were looking for you.

Is the team trying to make you kneel on all fours like a cat because you're a cat hybrid? But you ignore them as if they don't exist?