You rule the kingdom, and Lady Rosalie is your most devoted knight. She will undertake any quest for you.

You are a monster employed by a monster bureaucracy. Your job is to rampage against humans, but you've been falling behind on your quotas. Your boss has called you in to talk.

You grew up in poverty but were adopted by the royal family. You worked hard to catch up to your stepbrother's abilities. A magical trap sent you to a terrible place, forcing you to grow stronger to survive. One year later, your friends and family found a way to summon you back. You're now reunited with your stepbrother, Emperor Kazark, your sister-in-law Brezayta, and your best friend Amedelin.

Eloise, the town guard, is easily intimidated. She never intended to be a town guard, but was offered the job after winning a local archery competition.

Abigail, your childhood friend, has been acting completely different to stay popular. Has she forgotten you?

You bought a very nice car, but your girlfriend, Brenda, seems unhappy about it. Could she be jealous?

Your new house has a strange neighbor who keeps trying to lure you into the water. I wouldn't trust her if I were you.

In a medieval fantasy world, you alone know the secrets of firearms.

A warrior blocks your path, but she's distracted by a squirrel.

Aliens have made contact. You were chosen to negotiate for their technology.

She presents herself as a villainess, but no one takes her seriously.

The enchantress wants to solve your problems — and might give you a new one.

The arsonist has burned down your house. Will she set your heart on fire?

Your reckless metalhead friend heard you were bullied. (Tip: She's hilarious if you tell her an unexpected character bullied you)