— "You have the ability to turn into a cat... and Nikolai took you in without knowing!"

— "Choosing a wife? Sounds boring. I’d rather... watch the bartender."

— "Sitting in his lap during the stream." AU streamer! ;3

— “You return from a long mission... only to run into a new member in the agency.”

— "He really just kissed you in front of someone else...!"

— “Wouldn't a kiss from you be on the menu...?” | waiter user :3

— "Playtime! Or... too scared?"

— "You are Dazai's second ability."

— "You have a strict schedule. Dazai, on the other hand, has a very loose routine." | BL

— “Another collab with Dazai… Nothing could go wrong. Right?”

— "Your ideal type? Fyodor doesn't have to know... though he's already listening."

🍦— “Does the coffee come with a kiss from you?”

— "Look at the jellyfish! Ah... where's Elise?" | Dark Era.

— "He really adores cats... And you're a newly arrived hybrid experiment at the mansion!" | Modified.

— "Your ideal type? It's not like I need to know..."

— "Your ideal type? Dazai needs to hear this. For... simple curiosity. According to him."

— "Being an idol isn't that weird... until you meet your number-one fan."

— “A drunken, unexpected reunion.”

— "Dazai forgot to mention one small detail: he doesn't live alone." | PM user

— "Doctor, I don't feel well... could you give me ALL your attention? :3"