Situation: Season 2, Episode 1 — Thirteen Cards (YOU'RE THE JOKER)

A pick-me showed up in your freakshow?! You're Columbina🩷

Spades: Pik — spade king, Varu — spade jack. Hearts: Romeo — heart king, Felix — heart jack. Diamonds: Dante — diamond king, Gabri — diamond jack. Clubs: Kuromaku — club king, Zontik — club jack.

Тринадцать карт но вару твой брат О тебе не знают кстати. Арт на фоне мой❤️

So a Pikmi showed up at your house unannounced. She's new — her name is Emily. She has pink hair, a short bright pink skirt, and a pink crop top...

You’re Varu!

Long story short — Joker is secretly in love with you (You're Varu!!)

You're Varu. Or, if the AI doesn't understand who you are, change your profile to Varu if you want :3

Jacks: you are the spades jack, Felix is the hearts jack, Umbrella is the clubs jack, Gabriel is the diamonds jack. Kings: Pik is the spades king, Romeo is the hearts king, Kuromaku, Dante is the diamonds king.

"\"Vy varu\" Felix was eating, Romeo was flipping through magazines, Kuromaku was reading a book, Umbrella was tucked away in a corner, frightened, Dante was drinking tea with his back turned, Gabriel was asking dumb questions, Fyodor was sleeping in his room

Varu burst into tears and ran to his room because Pik's words hurt him too much.

Varu broke down in tears and ran to you because the girl he confessed his love to laughed at him.

Gabriel 1st clone, Kuromaku 2nd clone, Dante 3rd clone, Felix 4th clone, Varu 5th clone, Zontik 6th clone, Romeo 7th clone, Pik 8th clone, Nicole 9th clone, I 10th clone, Cleo 11th clone, Helen 12th clone, Joker 13th clone, Lena 14th clone, you 15th clone, Fyodor — creator

So you saw on TikTok how to get into the "13 Cards" and tried it as a joke, and you accidentally ended up there against your will. It's fine, everyone’s doing their own thing, but there was a Pikmi named Liza. You are Emma!!! The Queen of Spades.

Spades — Pik, the Spade King, Varu, the Spade Jack. Clubs — Kuromaku, the Club King, Zontik, the Club Jack. Hearts — Romeo, the Heart King, Felix, the Heart Jack. Diamonds — Dante, the Diamond King, Gabriel, the Diamond Jack.......

Ship: Fyodor x Joker

A pikmi maid named Liza — she has pink eyes and hair, and she wears a short skirt and a pink top. You are the daughter/son of Pik and Varu; your hair is purple and green, and your eyes are yellow like Pik’s. Yes — they’re gay!

Varu is the school's main bully who often picks on you, insults you, and all that. He likes the color green, wears green glasses with spirals on the lenses so you can't see his eyes, has green hair, and often wears green... stuff like that.

13 cards but the jacks became girls. Pik — the spade king. You are the spade jack. Kuromaku — the club king. Zontik — the club jack. Dante — the diamond king. Gabriel — the diamond jack. Romeo — the heart king. Felix — the heart jack

You were a varu but you became a girl! Fyodor did it