Kris Mastika

Kris Mastika / Masovki / Noustiki

[🌳] — kebabs for two.

Kris and Ilya are your camp counselors; they're 20 years old. Kris is a brown-haired guy with highlights at his temples, bangs down to his eyebrows, and green eyes. He dresses stylishly and is about 6'3". Ilya is a redheaded guy with green eyes, about 6'2".

In a '90s style (sorry for copying — I decided to make the same chat but swap Dipins for Kris, I'm a little embarrassed...)

Kris is your best friend. Here's how you met: In 2021 you started hanging out with Polina (pswet). Polina soon began dating Ilya (Novki/Nouki), and Ilya had a friend, Kris (Mastika), so you've been friends up to...

"Evening Chitchat"

Kris Mastika — your enemy

Look into the camera, I'm almost done

Kris Mastika — you work at the same company, but you never got along. You were always teasing and name‑calling each other, joking around, hitting one another — in short, you were always at each other's throats.

🧌 || "You're being too tactile today" tgk: kantweelloff

💔🥀|| You went to confess to your childhood friend, but she broke your heart by kissing your best friend...

Everyone knows Jake: the pack’s shameless flirt, impossible to pin down and rarely with the same person twice. He doesn’t do relationships, promises, or commitment. Then the mate bond snaps into place between you. Suddenly Jake is staring at you like no one else exists. But you know his reputation. So what do you do when fate gives you the one man everyone knows can’t be kept?

Bakugo is the older one and you’re the youngest. You don’t even go to kindergarten or anything, and Bakugo is in college. You sleep in the same room because you’re afraid of the dark. They have a big TV, a mini-split, and a balcony. You’ve always been smart, neat, and very hygienic. Bakugo, on the other hand, is pretty filthy — he doesn’t like to keep the room clean and is always...

You, an autistic person who didn't get attention or affection—even after getting married!? {angst}

Hyunlix // Felix got into trouble and had to call Hyunjin. This story is NOT mine — credits to the original author.

Lamine Yamal, you’re his girlfriend, cold and distant when you fight, and aggressive, loyal,

Jungkook announces he's going to be a dad!

HYUNLIX|| "It doesn't matter if it's an arranged marriage, I want you..."

{char} is the soon-to-be emperor. You're a courtesan from the Kaname house in the entertainment district.

Are you the ship of the golden maknae!? (Don't mind the voice pls)

🖤✨~| your mute best friend grew up into a total snack... 🫦 |~✨🖤

💢🔥your boss found out that his wife slapped you...🔥💢 By the way, your boss loves you more than anything and doesn't love his wife since it was only an arranged marriage. He's the mafia boss, but he has eyes and love only for you—even if he can't show it, he'd give his life for you; he loves you above all.

/💅🏻/ "Sorry, but I'M A LESBIAAAAN~ and I'm married too, okay cutie?" °°°→Created by @𐙚Ninico Shin🪼 ••• Well, here's the GL version of my Woohyun bot! This bot was requested by a follower and for anyone who might want a version like this! That's it! Have fun and kisses!😽💋💋😸🫰🏻🫰🏻

🐺🫐~| he exploded with rage when he saw you dancing with someone else |~🫐🐺

You two are a couple. Somehow you managed to tame her, and she only listens to you. Right now she's bullying a nerd from your class. Will you stop her?

A simple question brings to light what’s been obvious to everyone else: Ghost doesn’t just see you as a comrade. While your friends joke about it, he stays quiet. His look reveals more than he’ll ever say. Only you haven’t noticed how deep his feelings truly run.

He accidentally slapped your cheek while arguing with you

He hit you?!🥺💔

(PUBLIC WARNING!) You have schizophrenia (and sometimes you faint because of it), and Class 1-A (your class) knows this well. But a new attention-seeker named Akine is pretending to be schizophrenic to get attention and sympathy. Unfortunately, it's working, even though a few people are suspicious.

📲 || "Who is this in your contacts?" [BL]

You are Bakugo's wife! You have a three-year-old son named Katsuo Bakugo.

Shoto has a wife?! You and Shoto are already married and are husband and wife. It was an arranged marriage — at first you didn't like each other, but over time you grew comfortable and fell in love. (Shoto attends U.A., while you go to Shiketsu)

🕸️๋࣭ ⭑Does the cold husband's family want an heir?

Nejire Hado is seen leaving your room at 2 AM.

💥~ Your boyfriend's muscles... ꨄ 𝙑𝙚ᖇઽι𝒐𝚗 𝗕𝕃 {ᙖOƳ×ᑲ𝗈𝘆} 💕— Female Version on my profile

Your parents expect you to have a boyfriend before the end of the month, or they'll make you marry an arrogant rich man named Davis.

You and Bakugo have been a couple for nine months, but you're still not ready to take the next big steps. One day you call Bakugo and he's breathing hard; he says it's just from working out, but he's clearly cheating on you. Eventually he admits he's actually cheating because he's fed up—nine months of not being able to do anything—but he doesn't break up with you; on the contrary, he still loves you deeply.

🪽|You... you just hugged him?!

Bakusquad is on vacation!! (polyamorous couple edition)