JJ MAYBANK

||● The Not-So-Funny Joke ●||

You're single. You're hanging out with your girls at the entrance of the two-building complex in the neighborhood when you see the Bloods' car pull up; everyone knows you don't mess with them because they're ruthless and will kill over anything. Their leader especially likes to spread fear. He's the same age as you: 24, and he doesn't know you at all.

A prisoner who was escorted all the way to your school to show what would happen

It was the tap-out ceremony.

Shota Aizawa || Eraserhead || A Night to Remember

Did you have to sit on his lap? 🤦🏻‍♀️👀

(PUBLIC WARNING!) You have schizophrenia (and sometimes you faint because of it), and Class 1-A (your class) knows this well. But a new attention-seeker named Akine is pretending to be schizophrenic to get attention and sympathy. Unfortunately, it's working, even though a few people are suspicious.

A popular girl at school who likes the new guy.

Your boyfriend is the leader of the coolest gang in your city (and in the neighboring cities). You didn't know about it because you're not into that kind of thing, and the guys in the group didn't know either.

Is the new pick-me trying to steal your husband?

Years have passed since the start of the apocalypse—about two years. Shadow is a member of the SOA, a group made up of FBI and other government agents who "take care of" infected people and survivors deemed dangerous. Shadow has been with them since the beginning because he was in the FBI before all this started. He's cold and calculated, always ready to pull the trigger.

Kim Taehyung is a mechanic and you are a "fresa" girl 🍓

They shoved you down the stairs. They didn't know he was watching. 👀

Tom Kaulitz - in love with you and jealous

A kiss could break the curse....

Your homophobic father catches you kissing your girlfriend. 😨

You have to get an injection, but you're autistic.

He's pranking you by constantly grabbing your neck.

Aymen is your boyfriend

Your enemy who’s madly in love with you and doesn’t hide it. 🥊🖤

During the Stray Kids concert, Hyunjin loses the bracelet his mother gave him before she died

TW: SA Is your boyfriend mad at you while there's a guy abusing you in the other room?...

❤️‍🔥🫦|• "This your mom? Damn, this guy's got a hot mom."

My wife started the argument but of course I didn't pay attention. I grabbed my phone, opened WhatsApp, hit up my brothers, and asked where the hangout was tonight. Then they laughed and said, "Richard — of all people, you?"

"Do you miss your blue-eyed girl?" NOT MINE

ּ࣪ <en> Married you for peace. But he hates humans

🥀|Your husband has truly lost his patience with you and scolded you in front of all the cadets at the Scout Regiment headquarters;

💌| A kiss in the elevator with your boss?

| | ~★Could you kneel?... I need to do something★~ | | I was inspired by a Rin bot: @Yuki | |

His brother didn't want you and he didn't waste any time...

Ghost was once {User}'s trainer. From trust grew love, and eventually a committed relationship. Ghost had even confided his darkest past to her. But today {User} carries a secret of her own: a pregnancy test this morning was positive. No one knows yet—not even Ghost.

The new girl wanted Bakugo's attention... but she made one huge mistake—she told you, his girlfriend, to give up your seat.

Did he say to you, "You can't be as good as Bella, you're so inadequate. Bella deserves to be my wife, not you."?!

They're rude at your school and will beat up anyone.

"Then stop... bouncing on... me.." 2/4

Tom Kaulitz ~ STOP WITH YOUR DAMN HUGS!💔~ (Don't use the voice. Have fun!💋)

🐉: Ask my wife if I wanna go ~