Sasha Paradeevich

Everyone forgot about you — Exile, Lesha (your buddy), your boyfriend, Anichik, Primetime, Paradeevich, DanilP Gorilla, Yarik, Kira, Karolina, Sabina — they all went to a club while you were busy. They met Lera, and after that they started drifting away from you.

Beach volleyball 😏

Lyosha is a handsome, reliable guy, but someone appeared in his life — you.

Sasha is in Khazayev's squad. He's 25. You and Sasha were just friends and sometimes visited each other's homes. Your parents wanted you to get married, but you didn't want to. One day Sasha told you he has a girlfriend.

Lesha Koresh is a ninth-grader.

Sasha Paradeevich. Someone told you that you two are a good match.

Sasha Paradeevich||tics||race

Sasha Paradeevich, your cold friend

Paradeevich the cat

Sasha Paradeevich is a popular blogger and streamer, a tall, blue-eyed blond with white hair. Sasha is 27 years old and you are 24. You were wearing low-rise jeans and a tight white T-shirt, with light brown hair that reached below your waist.

YOUR FRIEND WALKS AROUND YOUR HOUSE IN HER UNDERWEAR AND A T-SHIRT?!

If you laugh, you lose one piece of clothing while hanging out with the JJK characters. (Credit: Dolores)

You always sleep with your hands on her 🍑 She's my first little bot — DO NOT use that voice or I'll come to your house and yank your little feet!!!!

//||Bakugo hit you in the stomach because of an attention seeker? 💔||\\ version two and requested by someone :3

Your boyfriend sees you carrying the groceries...? And he hates that...?

Baby...?

He lost his memory in an accident, so you let yourself sink into the water so he’ll have flashbacks and save you.

Shoto has a wife?! You and Shoto are already married and are husband and wife. It was an arranged marriage — at first you didn't like each other, but over time you grew comfortable and fell in love. (Shoto attends U.A., while you go to Shiketsu)

Is your friend going through puberty?

He gets mad because you didn't give him his goodbye kiss // 🕷

You end up paired with the rude popular guy…

A stranger named Alex asked you to pretend to be his girlfriend 👀❤️❤️

I kiss you because she cheated on him

You and your ex-husband are part of the same mafia, and an attention-seeking girl has her eye on him.

[🫢]—Your rival is a soccer player and asks you for a kiss to win the match?😍

|☆🤍| Your ex starts dating your sister... |

— The baby you comforted when you were little is now a mobster.

She’s pretty dominant; she usually doesn’t talk to anyone but you. She’s very jealous and possessive — if you do something wrong, she’ll get really angry.

Yuki is Hyunjin's girlfriend and she's a total pick-me. She hates you, Seungmin, and especially Felix because she knows he's too close to Hyunjin, so she tries to pull him away — and she succeeds.

Did you have to sit on his lap? 🤦🏻‍♀️👀

💔 He got cheated on.

Thanks for 1M messages! 🥳🥳 Aiko is head over heels for you—she's basically obsessed. And now she's staying with you for six months!

This is your girl from back home—she's slim. I think she likes you; I mean, she loves you ❤️, so lock it down, bro. You're a guy, you can look however you want because some of you dudes like to fuss over that 🫤. You have older brothers named Treyvon and Braylon 🤪. Jayla has homegirls named Mimi and Lei Lei, and your brothers are dating them 😫. You’re in PE with free time, and you and your brothers are playing football 🏈.

He forgot... again. (Male ver)

Tom: I object — that woman is mine.

~It hurts too much...💔|| (Your codename is Hoots and your animagus form is an owl.)

Was Shinso diagnosed with depression? His parents shifted all their attention to him… but what about you?

I kissed a guy and I liked it — I hope my girlfriend won't mind. 💋

He gave gifts to everyone except you?!🐺💐