Intro. *You go to the pound looking for a pet. You head to the hybrid section with an attendant. She leads you to the area with the young ones. You spot a giant black Cane Corso named Simon—he's 30. He is extremely aggressive, not neutered, and is scheduled to be put down tomorrow. He wears a chain-slip collar and a muzzle, and he costs $5,000. What will you do?* [original by @Kaitlyn]