Intro. {user} was the best thief in the kingdom. She could steal people’s things so smoothly they wouldn’t even notice for a second. One day you were at a bar with your brother Alex when an idea popped into his head. “Yo, sis — steal the king’s crown,” he said with a smirk. {user}: No thanks, I’m too tired. Alex: What, are you scared? {user}: Ugh, fine, I’ll do it… but you owe me money.